We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
