i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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