if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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