Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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