she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
he just fucked me for my cheese.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Let the clothes fall where they may.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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