I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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