fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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