I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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