People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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