you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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