you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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