So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
This toilet bowl is my home.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
