There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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