wanna go halves on a baby?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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