Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I fill condoms, not promises.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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