just tell him i said nine months
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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