My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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