is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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