I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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