Having a random hookup so left but love u
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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