Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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