shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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