hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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