I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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