i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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