i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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