she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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