Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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