Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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