so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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