Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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