sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
