Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i out mim tonsoeep
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