At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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