Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Sorry about my life...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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