but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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