Just mADE A PArabola og urine
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Mom said you looked used
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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