i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Naked. naked and bneed help.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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