Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She is in my trunk
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I love having hate sex.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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