Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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