There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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