would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I love how my cats smell like pot.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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