It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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