How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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