If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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