so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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