Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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