i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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