Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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