She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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